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I live in Seattle, am married, have two cats (one is a genius, the other insane), and am a mild-mannered copy editor by day. I love horseback riding, coffee, reading, TV, movies, music, playing (too much) World of Warcraft, and lying on the couch. This isn't a personal blog, but rather a place for me to vent about movies, TV shows, books, music, etc. Thanks for checking in!

Thursday, March 09, 2006

America's Next Top Model: Cycle 6 Is Here!

Last night was the two-hour premier of my number-one guilty pleasure. Yes, it's shallow. Yes, it's conflict-based TV, which I usually hate. Yes, what we see has been manipulated by the producers to jerk around our emotions.

But I love it.

This may be the cattiest, bitchiest, most judgmental thing I've ever written, but here we go!

My analysis of the girls so far:
Sara: What a great photo! She's definitely an amazon, and one of my favorites.
Brooke: Her photo was horrible, but I love hippie chicks. I thought her beauty shots that they took for elimination were great.
Danielle: Great photo; the gap between her front teeth bugs me.
Furonda: She really does look like an alien in her photo! Hee. But I'm glad she wasn't eliminated yet--she seems spunky.
Gina: What a complete airhead. I hope she leaves soon.
Jade: Wow, ego much? Seriously. I'd be happy if both she and Gina left next week--though I do want to see Tyra slap Jade down first, and I understand they need to keep the "bitchy girl" around to cause drama in the house. (Miss J's comments about her looking like a drag queen were hysterical, though.)
Joanie: Another great photo. Not sure if I like her yet or not, though.
Kari: Cheesecake! She looks like a porn star. (That's not a bad thing, mind--she's very pretty, but not in a "modelly" kind of way.) I think her lips look crooked in her photo.
Kathy: So, so glad she's gone. I thought she was the weakest of the girls.
Mollie Sue: I think she's beautiful. I think she's going to be the girl that keeps hearing "you have no personality" or "you show no emotion" each week from the judges.
Leslie: She's gorgeous; not sure what I think of her yet.
Nnenna: She's superhuman; she's amazing; she should be a model already. Perfection. Seriously, they should just give her the prize now.
Wendy: I think she also is beautiful--I love her morose, deep eyes. Her photo wasn't the best, though--but I think she'll do better in upcoming weeks.

And now I think I need to take a shower to wash the dirty judgment off my skin.


Blogger John said...

Nnenna's won. It's all over but the shouting. It's going to be Nnenna kicking model butt while the rest of them pick each other off.

And then in true Sith mode, Darth Janice will pity her apprentice Darth Tyra against Nnenna to find out who is stronger.

Seriously, though. "Try to have a thought." That's some funny stuff.

3/09/2006 10:12 AM  
Blogger Aleks Chan said...

Love your blog. Especially the Veronica Mars Photo of the day feature, love it! Why did they do the whole "the winner is obviously" thing again with Nnenna? They did that with Naima (who I DESPISE) already. Oh, and check out my "review" for the season premiere.

3/10/2006 4:29 PM  

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