Open Letters to TV Shows, Part IV
Dear 4400: We broke up. It's official, you've been dumped from my DVR. I have no idea what's going on with you lately--you've been so muddled, and you've angered me. Please stop calling--I won't take you back. OK, you may get one more chance next season--but promise you'll be kinder to me, OK?
Dear Janice Dickinson and Desperate Housewives: You've been dumped too. Buh-bye.
Dear House: Oh, it's on, baby. See you tonight. *kiss kiss*
Dear Janice Dickinson and Desperate Housewives: You've been dumped too. Buh-bye.
Dear House: Oh, it's on, baby. See you tonight. *kiss kiss*


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